Ulcer groundworks

One of my girls went to give me a quick shoulder rub this morning, and I was in fucking agony. When I went back to get changed for the party, I took a quick look at my back in the mirror and I have either fallen off the back of a motorbike, or I have been the victim of assault and massage. Am just about to take a well deserved bath, and get some sleep and hope that the searing pain diminishes.