Why is it that insects keep killing themselves around me. Woke up this morning to sign out the keys, and there is a cockie about an inch and a half long led with his legs in the air, dead as a suicidal cockroach.
Stop press. Just tried to take a photo of the little bugger, and his fucking antennae have started waving round! Cockroaches are spooky! There are rumours that they can reanimate themselves and shit! Have done the manly thing and popped a glass over him so the maids can deal with him later.
Aaaargh, the fucker is seriously twitching and coming back to life! I am outta here
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