Not again

Yet again I am at the mercy of a lunatic driver! My fault I guess. I did tell him to hurry. At least I know the guy, and he is a pretty good driver, apart from the guy he killed about four months ago, but that was probably not his fault. The worst bit is that I am totally desperate for a squirt and without a toilet, and this guy flying over potholes at an impressive fraction of the speed of sound, my bladder is gonna make its own arrangements.