Bored

Cannot sleep because it appears that I have a snoring sheep outside my
window. Wish I could work out what the hell it is. I have told you what it
sounds like, but unless the fluffy bugger has made it onto the roof, it has
to be something a little less ovine. Must be some sort of lizard. They all
make weird noises. When I was in Bondowoso all those years ago, I was warned
to listen out for the 'fuck off' lizard! Of course I had no idea what they
were going on about, until sat on the porch with a beer one evening, you
could clearly hear what sounded like a mechanical voice saying 'fuck off,
fuck off' and that was a tiny little lizarddy fella.

Funny if a sheep fell through the ceiling while I was typing. I think I
would be too embarassed to type about it, even if it did.

Right I am going to go and make myself a sarnie and try harder to get some
sleep.

Goodnight folks