Wasp shock

Disturbing a wasps nest without getting more than a couple of stings is no impossibility. If the wasps findyou unattractive enough, only a couple of wasps will actually 'take one for the team' and try to sting you. Because of your immense repulsiveness, the wasp would have difficulty 'getting it up', sting-wise and all the other wasps would be helping to fluff the fated wasp's sting up to penetration hardness and would be so caught up with this activity that there would be no possibility of receiving more than a couple of stings. Scientists made this miraculous discovery after one of my very weird mini dreams involving wasps with erectile dysfunction. Hey ho.

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