Stuff that made me laugh a little

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Funniest thing ever

Layna was singing in the bath and refused to stop, even after a fair warning. I dangled this round the corner of the door to warn her:




This didn't seem to work so, I just had to.

Made my day :)

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Cow humour

Another homage to the mighty bovine :D



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Too cool for school

Been feeling ambivalent about this week, but Saturday is here and it's time to ..... Well, time to do nothing really, as everybody I wanna talk to closes for the weekend.

The weather has simply been a pain in the arse, I think that was the only sunny day for ages :(

Duke Nukem Forever was released yesterday, and I can't justify spending the money on getting a copy for ps3, and I'm totally gutted about it.
If anybody is feeling generous, they can send me tue money for it lol.

Right, I'm off to have a tinker in my van hehe ;)

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Well that sucked, another injury lol

I have been sat in front of the computer for hours, completing my VAT registration, sorting the figures out on my twelve month P&L forecast, and the occasional funny YouTube film. As I got up to get myself to bed, I discovered that my left leg had gone to sleep so completely that it was utterly numb! I kinda toppled sideways, making a lunge for the bed to break my fall, didn't see my iPad on my black bedsheets. I fell, one hand catching the corner of said iPad, lifting the other corner up in a seesaw effect, and cracked myself straight across the bridge of my nose.

So that's why I'm sat here on the floor, tears streaming from my eyes, nose screaming pain at me, with the left side of me from the waist down completely numb.

Fuck my life lol.


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Watching Road Wars

Maybe it's just me being a bit thick, but sat watching Road Wars in the early hours of the morning, it frustrates me that people who drive without a valid licence get stopped, caught out, arrested, charged, sent to court, and end up getting a twelve month ban!
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT BANNING SOMEONE WHO ALREADY WAS BANNED AND DIDN'T CARE?
Like most of us, I struggle to keep my car legal, keeping up the extortionate insurance costs, and the paying the three thousand different ways a car is taxed, and it seems that you can just not bother, get the occasional hundred quid fine, and have your licence taken away.
Sign me up, sounds cheaper, and I might get to meet a cute WPC lol.

After that rant and moan, there's a badly recorded advert that made me giggle.

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More skittley stuff

Three more attempts

Exploding Molly Moo

Pervert awareness Molly Moo

Running out of gumption

Enjoy :)


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My skittles problem

This one?

Or this one?

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Goddam funny

Watch and feel free to soil yourselves.

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King of kebabs

Watched some huge bloke on tv eating a kebab and moaning about how overweight he was. Couldn't stop thinking about his perfect physique, so just had to have one.


In my defense, I wasn't expecting it to be so big it arrived in it's own pizza box, but by christ, it is tasty.

Two shout outs here, one to Monetts in Eastleigh for supplying this Brobdingnagian feast for the paltry sum of £8.50, including delivery to my door, but also to the Just Eat website, that meant I didn't even have to hear the word 'saladchillisauceplizz'.

Gonna sit down and let the heart attack roll lol.


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