Sunday, November 01, 2009

Variety is the spice of life. Or summat.

Firstly the usual apology for posting nothing for months.
To be fair it's not like I've really done anything. To recap the last
twelve months: came back to uk, have been generally unwell since I
have been here, started a company, sold a company, got myself in a
world of debt. Bought another van, which is currently on sale if
anyone is interested. I think that covers it really.
I suppose there have been lots of mini news throughout the last year.
I have injured my genitals more in the preceding 52 weeks than over
the course of the entirety of my previous life, including cuts,
maulings, and a fairly painful chemical burn.
Due to the fact that I'm pretty sure that nobody even reads this any
more, I'm not entirely sure why I am even posting. Maybe because it's
5 am I can't sleep and there's only so much porn you can watch.
Soooo, ummmm, what to talk about.

Have decided to start writing a novel. No idea what it will be about,
but with a title like 'Wanking and Popcorn, For a Better Life
Experience' it's gonna practically write itself.

Seeing as every fucker and their aunt are currently trying to get
money out of me, quite unjustly, in my opinion, considering I lied
about my income when I applied for credit from them, I might just fuel
up Monty the Masculine Man-Wagon (the larger of the campervans) and
become a travelling ..... Summat or other. It's all a bit hazy at the
moment, but I'm sure I pointed out it's only 5am.

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The usual rubbish, just a little more often. Please feel free to dig through the archives. There's some odd stuff, some utter crap, and some stuff that even worries me. But life is far too short to worry about it. Enjoy.