Being unemployed once more, and in fact, unemployable due to a broken wrist sustained whilst under the influence of red wine and whiskey, I have decided to post to this blog a little more often.
Well, it has been a weird month, what with the breaking of the hand and not being able to drive as a result. Went out Easter Sunday with Barney and his dog, Bo. Bo is without a doubt the most mental mutt alive, and has this vile habit of eating anything that looks utterly repugnant: shit, corpses, entrails. You name it, if you can find it in a Turkish restaurant, then Bo will eat it. We took her out for about a twenty mile walk, through the grounds of a local manor house, met a racehorse, and some exceedingly evil cows. Cows look kinda docile and amicable when seen from out of a car window, but when they are up close, you are simply reminded that cows are fucking great animals with not a lot going on in between their ears. A bit like bouncers really.
Went to Frensham Pond on Monday. Unfortunately it was not quite as exciting as last time I went there, for example this time there were not quite as many snobby teenage girls in bikinis wanting my cock. So didn't hang about, came home and watched shite on telly.
Went out on Tuesday for a quick drink with Carl, bought eight cans of lager from Waitrose, then went back to the pub with Barney. Watched Man U stuff Romford 7-1 then went home. Sat drinking and getting immensely stoned until the early hours of the morning, and I mean exceedingly stoned. To the extreme.
Well that about makes my life seem about 400% more exciting than it really is, which is kinda sad because that's not even interesting in the slightest Still, passes the time.
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