The usual rubbish, just a little more often. Please feel free to dig through the archives. There's some odd stuff, some utter crap, and some stuff that even worries me. But life is far too short to worry about it. Enjoy.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Just found this funny
http://wulfweard.blog.co.uk/2010/08/20/you-don-t-get-this-sort-of-service-with-ryan-air-9215222/
Love it
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Fingers crossed
Well here goes lol.
Peace out.
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Yet another iPhone app
We shall see exactly how well it works, although I gotta admit, I'm not optimistic.
There's me and a horse, and the vid above, which probably won't work, is a burny lantern flying type thingy.
Anyway, here goes!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Van interior
the inside if the van is damn near finished, cow-wise. Now all it needs is a load of led lights round the back.
Van interior
the inside if the van is damn near finished, cow-wise. Now all it needs is a load of led lights round the back.
Van interior
the inside if the van is damn near finished, cow-wise. Now all it needs is a load of led lights round the back.
Van interior
the inside if the van is damn near finished, cow-wise. Now all it needs is a load of led lights round the back.
Experimenty.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Before reality shows were born.
come on, and it occurred to me, how mortifying it would be if they had
as many reality tv cop shows when I was a teen as they do now.
Now, we've all had runins with the bill in our time, and let's face
it, a lot of us don't have a huge amount of recollection about the
incidents in question.
Now personally, when arrested on the isle of Wight, I have only vague
recall of the evening, but the main thing I do remember is sitting in
the back of a police car, telling the coppers to drive faster and put
the lights on, barely sober enough to sit upright. God knows what
happened at Newport nick.
Getting nicked in Cambridge, I can remember getting out of the
handcuffs in the back of the police van, and attempting to handcuff
myself to my friends leg, who had also been pulled, but no more.
I have this morbid fear that when the start running out of clips,
they'll start buying up old custody CCTV footage, and there's gonna be
me so pissed I can't stand, protesting my inalienable right to be
nude, and dribbling out the side of my mouth.
Addendum, just remembered a conversation with a copper in Torquay
called inspector Uugem. It was about 2am and we were carrying a
deckchair. We spent a long time patiently explaining to him that we
were taking the deckchair back to it's friends. Thank god he didn't
have a camera crew with him.
Give this some thought about some of your worse arrests and how proud
your families would be.
Peace
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Wembley
That's a piccy of wembley last Sunday. Disappointing game, bit still an excellent day out. We had a bunch utter gobshites sat right behind us, obviously Buccaneers fans, slagging off the Patriots and basically being dicks. Just before the end of the 2nd quarter, they went off early to get some drinks before the rush, and the only decent bit of football from their team in the entire match occurred while they were away and missing it. Eighty quid for the tickets, plus however much it cost them to get there, and they wandered off for the only score their piss-poor team could achieve. That's what you get for annoying me for an hour or so. Lol.
Anyway, I ought to get on and pretend I'm up this early for a good reason. It is mushroom season so maybe mushroom picking is in order.
Peace out
The usual rubbish, just a little more often. Please feel free to dig through the archives. There's some odd stuff, some utter crap, and some stuff that even worries me. But life is far too short to worry about it. Enjoy.