I sit alone, and wonder this,
How long I go without a piss,
I cannot risk to slake my thirst,
A glass of water makes it worse.

My customers come and go
Involved in the items that they've bought,
And I'm just wondering if they'd
Be up for some watersport.

Especially the one in the tight, white top,
I'm gonna split her, just so she knows she's been nobbed.
Dammit, that's it, I just gotta go,
I'm relatively sure that my bladder's done gone popped!