Watching Road Wars

Maybe it's just me being a bit thick, but sat watching Road Wars in the early hours of the morning, it frustrates me that people who drive without a valid licence get stopped, caught out, arrested, charged, sent to court, and end up getting a twelve month ban!
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT BANNING SOMEONE WHO ALREADY WAS BANNED AND DIDN'T CARE?
Like most of us, I struggle to keep my car legal, keeping up the extortionate insurance costs, and the paying the three thousand different ways a car is taxed, and it seems that you can just not bother, get the occasional hundred quid fine, and have your licence taken away.
Sign me up, sounds cheaper, and I might get to meet a cute WPC lol.

After that rant and moan, there's a badly recorded advert that made me giggle.

Peace out.

More skittley stuff

Three more attempts

Exploding Molly Moo

Pervert awareness Molly Moo

Running out of gumption

Enjoy :)


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My skittles problem

This one?

Or this one?

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Goddam funny

Watch and feel free to soil yourselves.

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King of kebabs

Watched some huge bloke on tv eating a kebab and moaning about how overweight he was. Couldn't stop thinking about his perfect physique, so just had to have one.


In my defense, I wasn't expecting it to be so big it arrived in it's own pizza box, but by christ, it is tasty.

Two shout outs here, one to Monetts in Eastleigh for supplying this Brobdingnagian feast for the paltry sum of £8.50, including delivery to my door, but also to the Just Eat website, that meant I didn't even have to hear the word 'saladchillisauceplizz'.

Gonna sit down and let the heart attack roll lol.


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Hurt

You can be hurt physically every day, it just takes an assshole and a fist. To be hurt emotionally you need a hand around your heart



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Pub lunch

Club sandwich, onion rings and a lemonade for a fiver at The Chamberlayne in Eastleigh.



And tastiest sarnie ever :)

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Location:Chadwick Rd,Eastleigh,United Kingdom

Test

From where? Lol


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I know I've said this a lot .....

But I'm really gonna try to blog at least once a day. Even tho I have precious little to talk about, at least in public :D

Gonna pop in a random pic and a random vid to see if they work







See what happens and watch this space folks.

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A good centipede joke

A man goes to the pet shop one day and see's a centipede on offer with a sign above it that says "TALKING CENTIPEDE: £1000". This being an irresistible temptation to him, he stumps up the cash and buys it.

Taking it home he puts it on the table in the box, a few minutes later he decides to test the centipede by saying "... ermm.. you alright mate?, do you wanna go for a pint?" ..... nothing.

Putting it down to nerves he gives it another 10 minutes, goes back to the box and says slightly louder "... You alright mate, fancy going for a pint?"..... again nothing.

Slightly worried now that he's wasted £1000, he leaves it another 10 minutes or so, and returns to the box one final time this time clearing his throat almost to a shout "... You alright mate do you wanna go for a pint!?"

at which the centipede replies : "I heard you the first time, I'm trying to put on my shoes!"

Made me laugh :)

Peace out.